Being in peri-menopause stage sucks. I’m waddling around at home like a pregnant woman with stomach cramps.

If Adam and Eve get a chance to history I hope she bashes the serpent with a shriek like some real woman would or if not, i hope her role and Adam’s are reversed.

I am ready for menopause…Please!

Ps: i know this must be too much info for the men but hey, if you have a wife or are planning on getting hitched one day, it’s good to know what she’ll go through when she reaches my age 😉  That said, some women have it easier than others but obviously i’m not one of them :/